Science has proven than men are rubbish at being fashionable*. Thankfully,
FHM is extending the olive branch of style to these 20 train-wrecking looks.
1. Slogan teesYou might think “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks” is a statement which showcases both your machismo and your cutting wit, and unfortunately, you’re right. But some people will probably think you’re a bit of a moron once it’s sign-posted on your chest .
Sadly, one man’s brilliant social satire is another’s cheap, unfunny gag. Don’t draw attention to yourself for the wrong reasons.
2. Oversized jacketsAn unfortunate Americanism, presumably borne of: a) mum’s advice to buy a size larger so you can “wear a jumper underneath”; b) trying to hide a paunch; or c) delusionally thinking you’re in G-Unit.
There’s a reason why libidinous, moped-riding Italians get women’s juices flowing, and it’s partly the cut of their jib. If a jacket isn’t tight across the shoulders, don’t buy it. Oh, and leave the $99 leather jackets on warehouse clearance ads – baggy arms, giant lapels – for Eastern bloc mobsters.
*There is no
actual scientific evidence to prove this conjecture