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Burton to rescue vampire genre?

{ Date Posted:
June-2-2010 22:19
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By Jamie Watt

When Alice in Wonderland director Tim Burton announced his plans at Comic Con last year to helm an upcoming film adaptation of 1960s vampire TV show Dark Shadows, fans of the bloodsucker genre all over the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief.

For vampire enthusiasts fond of the many awesome and varied film, TV and literary depictions of the fanged miscreants of the night, the last few years have been a barren wasteland populated by zombie-esque teen girls, clinging desperately to copies of the various Twilight novels and moaning heatedly about the “beautiful Edward Cullen”. Thank Christ there’s a traditionally dark, gore-filled vampire flick on the horizon.

Twilight is giving vampires a bad name. There, we said it. The vampire myth is one of the most time-tested and beloved legends in pop culture history, and while we’ll allow for cool examples of experimentation with said myth (Blade was a human-vampire hybrid who waged war on his own kind, Daybreakers depicted a future where vampires were the majority and humans the minority), we won’t stand for the liberties Twilight has taken with it.

At no point were vampires intended to be used as a platform for sexually repressed religious drivel. No, they can’t walk around during the day and no, their skin doesn’t sparkle like a diamond when exposed to the sun. At least Twilight got the vampires’ traditional rivalry with werewolves right, but since when were all lycanthropes perennially shirtless goons who look like they just stepped out of an informercial for the Ab King Pro?

With the announcement of his upcoming project, Tim Burton has thrown bloodsucker fans a buoy to rescue them from this sea of vampire mediocrity. Dark Shadows was an eerily gothic vampire yarn and the unhinged Burton is just the man to bring it to the big screen. With mostly-successful collaborator Johnny Depp on board too, this could finally be the stake through Twilight’s heart we’ve been waiting for.

Can you think of any other great/experimental examples of the vampire myth? Tell us about them below!

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  • Thank God! Finally a real vampire movie! None of this Twilight crap! Go the gore!
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  • Wow, contradict much? "Cool examples of experimentation with said myth (Blade...)" vs "No, they can’t walk around during the day"; "At no point were vampires intended to be used as …sexually repressed religious drivel" vs... well, every vampire myth ever (seducing young maidens & driven off by the cross), and "At least Twilight got the vampires’ traditional rivalry with werewolves" – that’s only new in these myths, popularised by 'WhiteWolf' in the 80’s. Jamie, B-grade vampire style, this article sucked.
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  • P.S. No, I'm not a twilight fan, just irritated by such a bad article on such a great topic, (Tim Burton + hard core vampires = awesome).
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  • Interview with a vampire, the best adaptation made on vampires. its dark, seductive, and morbid. twilight is quite literally ideas stolen from the books by anne rice (interview with a vampire +) and whats more is that there so dam suger coated they 'gliter'. There never has been, and nerver will be, vampires as true to what it is to be a vampire as louis and lestat.
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  • Presumably you have never read "Dracula", from which modern vampire mythology descends. Stoker’s Dracula preferred the night but was able to get around during the day (the sunlight thing was invented by the movies), he had an affinity with wolves not a rivalry (which is due to White Wolf RPG and more recently Underworld), and you only have to read how Dracula snuck into Mina Harker's bedroom, undid his shirt and got her to suck his blood to know the vampire myth has a lot to do with repressed sexuality!
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