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Etiquette of a booty call - Part II

{ Date Posted:
January-21-2010 17:54
Comments: 37 }

By Nikki G

I have covered the basic rules of a booty call before and I’m going to tell you yet again that some lovely, eager and adventurous ladies out there are up for some casual fun preceded by a call or kinky text message. However, if you abuse the privilege, you'll miss out on some finger-licking booty. So listen closely…

1. Timing is everything
Women analyse every facet of every scenario, so I’m going to put it bluntly: if you call a girl at 5:30am after a big night out and ask her to come over, in female terms it translates to, “Baby, I couldn’t get any good ass tonight, so you can be my backup.” Doormat behaviours are just not on these days... unless she lets you get away with it time and time again – then lucky you! 

2. Don't be late
Though a booty callee is not your girlfriend and you don't owe her anything, you should at least be on time. Also, if you change your mind or something comes up and you can't make it, let her know. It might be casual, but that will still bruise her ego and you'll burn your bridges. 

3. Don't touch her girlfriends
Under no circumstances should you be chatting up or making advances towards her female friends! I’m not saying you have to be monogamous, but stay away from her friends as tempting as it might be – you will get caught eventually.

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  • How TRUE!!! How TRUE!!! Always maintain common etiquette. A booty call is a rare privilege and should be treated respectfully. That goes for both genders and politeness virtually guarantees a win! Although I don't take too kindly to booty-calls, thy have happened to me on several occasions and the "clincher" is the approach and in the manner it is asked. So guys ... manners and politeness, respect and NO BEGGING!!!
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  • Seems all common sense and common courtesy to me. What's wrong with some folk ? have they never been taught basic consideration and manners ?
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  • So Kelly, want a root?
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  • bit over the top?????
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  • Jason nearly fell off my chair laughing, Kelly needed to be told.... I agree what a load of )*&)(&(*&() Booty call my backside....yep another Amercian peice of crap... I just love reading these stupid articles, alwasy get a laugh... How smart is Kelly.....WTF
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