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Etiquette of a booty call

{ Date Posted:
March-24-2009 15:08
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I was horrified at the thought of giving men advice about a booty call. Recently, I was the victim of a booty call gone wrong and was highly offended at the tact of this guy's approach. It made me ponder, if he'd taken a different approach would I have accepted the invitation?

Let's be realistic and call a spade a spade. As long as men and women are interested in sex, the booty call will remain alive and kicking. However, there's a booty call, and there's a booty call. Just because one person is approaching another for sex with no strings attached does not mean all manners go flying out the window.

If one person if wanting to have casual sex, this does not mean the person is bad, nor should they be treated any differently. If anything, you should be singing their praises as they are the people that are willing to satisfy your sexual itch. This may not be a girl you wish you have a relationship with but respect still needs to be shown. In order to maintain dignity during these morally sensitive times, some rules of etiquette need to be set.

1. How late is too late for a booty call?
Some will argue it's never too late for a booty call, however you need to consider the time before dialing her number. Anything before 12am may be appropriate however 12am and onwards could be crossing the line. Are you calling her at 2.30am because 10 girls before her have knocked you back and she's next on the list? Are you assuming that she is up at 2.30am waiting to be booty called? If it is a weeknight then consideration definitely needs to be given. If a precedent has been set and she doesn't mind you calling at any time, then you have 24-hour calling power.

2. When setting up a booty call, don't expect your booty callee to be at your beck and call

Just because a girl is up for a one-night stand does not mean she has no life of her own. When you call her she might be interested but actually busy. If she is unable to satisfy your sexual needs when you require, then end the conversation in a polite and friendly manner that ensures you are welcome to make the booty call again. A hang up or rude comment will result in termination of any future chance you had at one night of pleasure with her.
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  • What the hell is a booty call?
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  • What the hell is a booty call?
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  • I disagree. Any person who is willing to get so intimate with someone they don't know oviously has issues - low self esteem, can't keep a relationship etc. They need help but do not deserve respect. Those that take part in a booty call are filthy s*&^s, plain and simple.
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  • yeah rose, why are you even on this site if it is such an affront to you? some of the ladies i've bootycalled are attractive, interesting, desirable women who simply aren't in the right time or place to pursue a relationship. maybe if you actually got sex for once you wouldn't be a whiny prude. go write irritating crap where people actually care - perhaps drop mr no fun the pontiff in Rome a line. nash, big ups for calling it.
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  • yeah atm im doing just that... im a booty call for a guy and hes mine. ive just got out ov a long relationship and its really good to have sum fun and not have to expect anymore than that... this guy is doing all the right things being polite and nice and itsworked out really well... and ive only been in one relationship inthe past and havent been with many guys so i would not concider my self a slut...
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