Like any red-blooded Aussie male, we love Ruby Rose. Whether we're stalking her at the
Rolling Stone Revival party or
ARIAs, nary a moment goes by that we don't feel compelled to try share our affections with the cheeky starlet.
Trouble is, she doesn't love us back.
Yes, the same thing that drives us ga-ga (i.e. her love of women) is the same thing that keeps us at bay from her. Life can be so cruel sometimes.
But never fear: we've found an excellent (read: heterosexual) replacement for Ruby in the shape of lovely MTV UK host Laura Whitmore.
Having won a competition to become a full-time celeb-botherer for the music network, we've hunted down the minx-like blonde for some happy snappy time.
Launch GalleryBonus: Ruby talking all smart-like about stuff.
Elsewhere in Electric Ladyland:Snoop takes a liking to Aussie girlsWhere's Gemma Arterton's dress gone?Sarah Palin gets nailedNatalie Martinez looks great in a tank-topNatalie Bassingthwaighte involved in opening ceremony FAILJessica Biel is hot again (Egotastic)
Rachel Bilson calms our hippy-related rage (Popoholic)
Anne Hathaway smokes in black and white (Egotastic)
That's not Bono's wife! (Daily Mail)
Which lady is your favourite? Got any links to share? Comment below!
Still want more? There's always last week's episode...