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How not to rob a bank

{ Date Posted:
March-31-2009 11:08
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Through a stroke of sheer luck, a customer at a British bank foiled an attempted robbery on March 31 last year.

Andrew Stewart was reading a newspaper in the Exeter branch of the Royal Bank of Scotland when Brian Davison burst through the door demanding cash from the tellers, the UK's Daily Telegraph reports.

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Davison, 32, terrified staff by putting his hand inside his backpack and convincing them it was a handgun. He then demanded the staff hand over money.

Unfazed by the events happening around him, Andrew Stewart put down his newspaper and said to the would be thief, "It's April the first isn't it, mate? It's April Fools' Day"

Stewart then proceeded to grab the backpack from Davison, revealing a menacing looking … hand.

His brilliant plot thwarted, Davison fled the scene but was later arrested and has since pleaded guilty to affray.

What do you think you would do if you were caught in a hold up?


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  • I would just hand over whatever they were asking for. Money, cards, phone, whatever. It is all replacable.
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  • I wouldnt hand anything over I would ask if his phone was better than mine and offer to swap lol
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  • I would probably attempt to kick my robber in the genitals, then run.
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  • i would kick him then take his virginity.yes...im gay
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  • idiotic cause if he really did have a gun he would have have had it out, not pretending that he had it inside his backpack. Wonder if he knew that people would see through it???
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