By Guy Mosel
If you’ve been living in a hermetically sealed chamber with no contact with the outside world for the past week, we have some news for you: Tiger Woods has been outed as a pants man.
Some are mortified by this knowledge; others are happy to learn that the bland golf-robot may have a personality after all.
But if you’re surprised by this turn of events, we suggest you give yourself an upper cut and enter the real world.
Are you really surprised that a good-looking, incredibly wealthy young man and one of the finest athletes in history, who spends most of his year travelling around the world being generally awesome, puts it about a little? Really? I mean, really?
Whatever your take on the situation, it’s worth keeping in mind that Eldrick Tont Woods is who he is because he’s great at hitting a little white ball with a long metal stick. See proof below. When you’re done with that, let us know what you think of the man they’re now calling “Cheetah”.
Tiger at two: cute
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Tiger at 32: damp
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