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The other China

{ Date Posted:
May-26-2009 12:39
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Guy Mosel discovers what's so darn special about Hong Kong.

There’s one thing you need to know before you travel to Hong Kong: the Cantonese word for “yes” is uncomfortably similar to the Cantonese word for… er, that word your girlfriend really, really hates. Do not get this wrong, lest you find yourself inadvertently hurling an insult instead of being politely agreeable. Fortunately, you can just say “yes” in English, because everyone speaks it anyway.

And that really speaks to the heart of what makes Hong Kong (call it Honkers only if you’re a polo club luvvy) so darn tops: it’s just about the best combination of comforting familiarity and exotic oddness you can find.

Take eating, for example. You’ve all had steamed dumplings and roast duck, and you can get those by the junk boat-load in Hong Kong, from the sprawling markets of bustling Kowloon to the narrow alleys sandwiched between soaring corporate monoliths on Hong Kong Island.
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  • I don't know where you get your reference to everyone speaking english from? Try ordering a dish on a side lane in Hong Kong, the food is cheap and real asian style but unless you have some basic understanding of Cantonese you may not get what you ordered... Or try asking for directions from some of the locals - even taxi drivers. A great lively city though!
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  • Everyone speaks English - please! hardly anyone does outside a shop, which is the pleasant surprise. Hong Kong is the greatest city in Asia...shopping, great food and tremendous scenery. Can't get enough!
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  • Dried seahorse is actually good for a man's libido, not the skin.
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  • To David & Scott - yes you're right, not EVERYONE is into the English language. I feel very much at home because I communicate with them in canto, even using their local 'slang' whenever possible. Actually, a couple of them thought I was local. NOT every local dish is yummy. Who's this Guy (Mosel) again??? First time I've heard of anyone trying to use the 'yes' word in canto in comparison to ........what's he thinking??
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  • No snake soup but turtle soup (last bowl about 25 years ago, can't bear the poor thing getting chopped). Very, very finely grounded fresh pearls for the face if you can afford it (old school), save the seahorse for the men! 24-herbs is an ancient and well respected remedy but not for everyone. One of my fave spot Hongkong Heritage Museum in NT. Planning 2nd visit in Nov. LKF 's on the agenda. Cast aside wontons & roast duck, think wushu, martial arts and cantonese opera. YES!!!
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