Tiger’s blow-up wood
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March-16-2010 11:19
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Been feeling a little envious of all the action Tiger Woods managed to squeeze in before being caught out by his wife and the media? Well, get this: even his inflatable plastic likeness is getting more than you.
That’s right: Tiger Woods has a blow-up doll. A whole range of sex toys, in fact, thanks to Pipedream.com.
The Take Home Tiger Blow Up Love Doll (left) is “always ready to play an extra hole or two”, while the Tuggin’ Tiger (bottom right) “takes a clubbin’ and keeps on tuggin’”.
Last but not least, there’s Tiger’s Wood Cover, a king-size condom that measures 10cm in diameter and promises to be “big enough for even the biggest player”.
“We're following in the footsteps of Larry Flynt and all of the other porn parodies out there, and the Take Home Tiger is no different,” says Nick Orlandino, COO of Pipedream. “Look for more hilarious products from Pipedream in the future."
Rightio.
What do you think of the new Tiger toys? The ultimate gift for all the women in your family or unnecessary appendage to an already overexposed affair?
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